I’m a dimensions Yes the very front of it, in terms of modern communication. Blogging, Facebook, Instagram I’ve invented personally, it’s just nobody remembers it. And it’s better that way. Because in reality I have no idea what I’m doing actually.

Meike Winnemuth: to make it short

Meike Winnemuth writes columns, since you can recognize the letters, since 2013, also for the star. Long as they had a colossal inferiority complex compared to authors who can do 900-page Tome. In the meantime, she has resigned to the fact that it is a text Sprinter with short-range brain, and is committed to the Northern German Motto “Not long time”. If she struggles, however, to a proper book, the crazy a Bestseller on how to your travel book “The great Los. How I won with Günter Jauch half a Million and just drove off”.

In a Whatsapp message to a friend I have just used an Emoji with different sized twisted eyes and out stretched tongue, and at the Moment of Submitting thinking: Was this a correct application of this Emoji? What does it actually mean? I’m crazy? Are you crazy? The world is crazy? Life as such? And what exactly is the difference between the tongue, there is still time to get out stretch Emoji with the crazy eyes and the tongue out, stretching Emoji with sparkling eyes and the tongue out, stretching Emoji with squinty eyes?

Emojis a lot of room for interpretation I: I can speak only broken Digital. I was scatting my way through the 21st century. Century, emojimäßig I’m still at the Level of double dot-and-dash-parenthesis: adults, elementary school, first hour. Actually, I needed a Emoji long, scheidt Digital-English/ English-to-Digital, or at least a few hours of tutoring.

The only not much, because Emoji-talk at least as much room for interpretation and, thus, possibilities for misunderstandings and offers, such as letters, speech. The same characters, the same word can mean in different contexts at different times of that and also in different eyes and ears, the time this, time that understand. Maybe it has time to develop with the Emojis is a global, universal language understandable to a subscribed Esperanto, but in a minute the Doodle.

Around 3000 characters, there are now, annually, about 100 are added, adopted, and promulgated by the Unicode consortium, a consortium of major software developers. At their meetings, I would like to change this, because I would love to know what the Smoking. I just scrolled my way through the official lists of the Unicode consortium, to operate a little bit of vocabulary training, and now I feel even dumber than you already have. The infamous laughing Crap about (the would be me, of course, never on the keyboard) stands for happiness, because in Japan, the character for luck and Shit similar. Mysterious Japan! But why is the Rest of the world should make this a coincidence? The wutschnaub come out at the end of Smiley, the two steam clouds from the nose, it means not anger, but Triumph. Also Japan, also mystifying.

a Lot of content on to a few pixels

The Hand, little Finger, index finger and thumb are stretched out, is not the classic French fork/Rock’n’Roll-greeting, but comes from the sign language means “I love you”.

And so it goes on, endlessly: The woman, the balance right with the inner side upwards, place beside, as if she wanted to be carrying an invisible waiter tray or to signal that it has, unfortunately, also no idea what you mean, officially called the “Information Desk Person”, should therefore point to a Service. The woman suggests the arms above the head, means “All right” . (She forms an O with the arms, that’s why. O for Okay. Yes, for God’s sake!)

it Is clear, or? You don’t have a Chance to use the stuff correctly, or to understand correctly. So no matter what it takes, and therefore, it only remains for me to say this: ლ( ° ੪ ° )ლ ᕦ( ▨ ▨ )ᕥ ( ဓ д ဓ )ၛ (X ౪ X ) (ၴ෴ၴ)

As we agree to?